My wife’s Hallmark Christmas movie marathon viewing habits have rekindled my childhood crush on Candace Cameron. There is no “Bure” at the end of that, in my world. I’m afraid my current, primary wife will have to accept moving with me into Candace’s mansion where they will both learn to live together as sister wives. I think they’ll get along! They can sew, bake cookies and plan Pampered Chef parties and do crafts and stuff together.