So I go to turn on the TV, and it doesn’t work. The outlet is dead! Well, one plug works and the other doesn’t, which is even odder. Wtf! How does this happen? Am I in danger? Shit! I make plans to ask my electrician neighbor to test it when he gets home, run over there all annoying asking him for help when he’s prolly exhausted and ready to chill and smoke weed. I clean up my shithole house to about 6/10 on the presentability scale, and then I realize that I’d turned off the light switch connected to that circuit. All is well and we have a clean(ER) house than when I woke up, so, winning, I guess!