“I think that thing’s making you into a pussy.”
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“Oh come on! That wasn’t even me! Great, now I have to dispute the charges. Could you please be careful what you say around me?”
Nathan laughed and knocked back the rest of his drink, which was promptly replaced by their waitress. “How long you have to wear it, anyway?”
Lucas sighed. “Six months.”
“So I have to watch what I say, too? What kind of retarded shit is that? You’re the one who got arrested, not me.”
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Lucas slammed his fist down on the table. “Fuck, Nathan!”
“Hate speech is illegal anyway,” said Rylee. “Your fat ass just hasn’t been caught yet.”
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