Burrito Mountain

I do this kind of shit a lot. So I’m eating a 7-11 burrito in my car just like any other adult with his life together, and I hold it against the sky and think, this looks like a mountain.

What if I added some people and some stuff?

People tell me I have too much time on my hands, and I tell them that it took three minutes and to mind their own fucking business and let me make my fucking burrito caves and stuff like this, which was a stained piece of sheet metal that I did a kaleidoscope effect on and added some color.

Or that bolt I thought looked like a robot.

It’s not a waste of time, because it’s my imagination exercising itself. Look at this bell pepper:

A little tweaking and it looks like some terrifying alien creature viewed with night vision goggles, or some kind of microscopic bacteria or insect:

Anyway, the point is, I look at stuff and see other things in it. That’s all. NBD, I’m just fine over here, feeding Cheerios to crows and crouching in parking lots taking pics of garbage.

3 thoughts on “Burrito Mountain

  1. Okay. So upon thinking about this further, I’ve decided that in reality bolt-robots and burrito mountains are actually fun and fucking awesome (in that they have made me laugh)…. so actually… I retract my previous statement. Keep taking pictures of garbage. Especially if you share.

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