Twitters hamfisted hate speech detector strikes again! If you think about it, though, a lot of living, breathing human beings have broken sarcasm detectors, too. Simply using the word “nazi,” for example, makes stupid people’s little Christmas tree lights that pass for their brains flicker.
Me: “Nazis existed.”
You: “You said Nazis! Hate speech!!!!! You are a Nazi and now I am one for saying it too! Self-destruct!”
What a stupid fuckin’ world. Get a grip! 😂
Patrick Walts 
I thank the Lord each and every day that we have these glorious billion dollar corporations that are so willing to protect my sensitive little ears from mean words.
I could see it if I was telling someone to go do that. But it’s a hypothetical conversation between two people who aren’t me.
If I could figure out how to launch a social media platform based upon the premise: say whatever the fuck you like, and if people don’t like it, they can say whatever the fuck they wanna say about it back” it would be the biggest thing in the world
minds.com is the closest thing that I am aware of.
In the end, though, some corporate entity always has the final say on what you’re allowed to say via any form of media. And I include the government in that.
Yup.
ohmygod I want to gouge out my eyes with a fork – oh wait… was THAT violent hate-speech?? don’t ban me Patrick!!!!!!
I believe you are marginalizing spoons. Why is it always about the patriarchal fork?
Can’t trust those conceited mother fuckers, thinking they’re so special, holding soup and milk and stirring stuff all the time. I refuse to scoop my eyes out. I want the exhilarating and satisfying gouge and pop that a fork would provide.
You have a point there. Self-inflicted =fork. Doing it to other people= melon baller.
The melon-baller really IS the unsung hero of kitchen utensils, isn’t it?
Oh, the things I’ve done with one of those.
I’m sure….
I just watched a Golden Girls with Sophia saying “I like to go after kids with a melon baller”
Of course you did. And now the circle is complete. If Sophia endorses it then it must be right. 🥄
As the one who induced you to say such awful, awful hate-speech, I apologize!
I’m just concerned about the people who might eat a T*** P** because I mentioned that particular brand of detergent. PROBLEMATIC!👮♂️