Whatever happened to Ronald McDonald?

If you hadn’t noticed, Ronald McDonald was discontinued in 2016, apparently due to the viral “Clown in the woods” news story. Well, I for one hadn’t noticed. I had no idea. 🤷🏻‍♂️ When I was about 19, sometime in the late ‘90s, Ronald arrived unannounced at the McDonald’s I was employed at. He waltzed back into the grill area like he owned the place and … Continue reading Whatever happened to Ronald McDonald?

THE ACT OF LAUGHING and GRAVE CONCERNS both free on BLACK FRIDAY

I wrote The Act of Laughing over ten years ago. It was the first book I ever attempted to write, and it reads like a Bentley Little or John Saul novel, basically. It’s about a modern-day Ba’al-worshipping cult that also functions as a homeowners association. It’s led by a former archaeologist named Donald Raines, who discovered this ancient, secret religion on one of his excursions … Continue reading THE ACT OF LAUGHING and GRAVE CONCERNS both free on BLACK FRIDAY

GRAVE CONCERNS FREE ON HALLOWEEN

Vampire astronauts, a BBQ joint run by the devil, vengeful crows who never forget a face, an executioner’s last day on the job, the lonely existence of a brutal dictator thought long dead, a court-mandated speech regulation device, a serial killer coming out of retirement to protect his reputation, the ghost of a small-town police officer patrolling the same stretch of country road for fifty … Continue reading GRAVE CONCERNS FREE ON HALLOWEEN