The Act of Laughing Evan Barnes and his wife Audrey have just moved into their dream home, located in the exclusive gated community of Blackwell Estates. As they begin to delve deeper into the lives of their strange and somewhat eccentric neighbors, however, dark secrets are uncovered that will quickly transform their dream into an unimaginable nightmare. Grave Concerns Vampire astronauts. A court-imposed speech regulation … Continue reading TWO FREE BOOKS, TODAY ONLY
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Cults are an endless source of fascination to myself and many others. I used to find it baffling that seemingly otherwise sane, intelligent people could buy into the flimsily-constructed dogma that the founders of these organizations base their ideologies upon. I don’t wonder anymore. I get it. My confusion about the issue as a child was based primarily upon the assumption that grownups were generally … Continue reading How to start your own cult and successfully maintain it
My Facebook feed this morning is abuzz with grown men talking about how love is bullshit, women don’t like nice guys, and Valentine’s Day is stupid, etc etc etc. Let me tell you something, man-to -man, that you desperately need to hear, and in the most blunt way possible so that there’s no room for misinterpretation: Stop it. You’re being a pussy. Someone needs to … Continue reading A Valentine’s Day pep talk
I’m an ugly girl. A fat girl. I’ll never find true love, because all men want from me is a wet hole to stick their dicks in. They think I’ll fuck anyone because I’m fat and should be grateful for the attention. They send these really shitty dick pics after we’ve texted like, twice, assuming I’ll swoon over it, like it’s some kind of big … Continue reading Girl
A couple of guys at work were checking some chick out one day, rating her on a 1-10 scale and they asked me what I’d rate her. “I don’t rate,” I said. “You don’t rate? How can you not rate?” And it’s true, I don’t rate. Not by number, anyway. My opinion of a woman is a little more nuanced than what a simple 1-10 … Continue reading Rating Women
Do they finish last because they’re nice? Or is there some other reason? When I was a young idiot, about 18 years old, behaving and thinking much like the kinds of kids that get on my fuckin’ nerves in 2018, I fancied myself a “nice guy.” I couldn’t figure out how to get a girlfriend. I’d had one in High School, but that fizzled out … Continue reading Nice Guys
